Free 'Park'ing: Entertaining oneself at the Dentist

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Kid's Quotes

Conner - "Kiera would you like to be my lovely assistant" , Kiera - " NO Conner! I'm your lovely sister"
Mom, Kiera bless you'd on me. (sneezed)
Conner told Dave that when You die (Dave) and I die (Conner) and Mommy and Kiera Die. Someone else can live in our house.
Conner was so grouchy on Sat. 08/22 we told him he had to take a nap. He got all whiny "I don't like sleep naps, I only like awake naps."
Conner; "Daddy the water from the new fridge tastes funny, I don't like it" Daddy; "that's becuase it's filtered you just aren't used to it." Conner; "I don't like filthy water."
Dave brought the kids to go to lunch w/ me last week. Conner didnt' realize that I have an Emi who works here in the office with me. When I told him her name was Emi like his cousin he decided he didn't like that. He didn't want to call her that so he decided he'd call her Transformer Oil instead.
Conner asked me today what bugs are made out of. Not wanting to get too technical I said "basically the same stuff we're made out of." To which he replied "Ewwww, No bugs are made out of Bug Guts. You know like the pumpkin we carved at Halloween."
While splitting the change from the dryer between Conner and Kiera's banks, Dave asked how I was going to buy him Christmas if I give away all of our change. Conner said he'd buy daddy a christmas present but not me since I'm mean to daddy.
When asked what we should get 'D' for his birthday; Conner said a cantilever.